Minnesota Twins
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Twins Announcer Cory Provus with 7โ9โ 19 Year Old Florida Gator Oliver Rioux #MinnesotaTwins #TwinsBaseball #MLB
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Kat
missingcomma.dev
Lots of "look at this freak" energy in this post.
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jagsman.bsky.social
A hundred years ago the lad would be in a circus
Lile
lilelile.bsky.social
When i stand next to Divac iโm even lower, at his waist hight ๐
DeEtte
deette68.bsky.social
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Mฤโฒhฤm
mayhem4eva.bsky.social
Holy crap hes tall
Shin Barker
neuroglider.bsky.social
Notice that their hands are hidden so we can't ask AI to correctly depict the number of fingers.
michelle2088.bsky.social
All my mind can think of is the nightmare it had to have been going clothes shopping for that kid.
rob-jd1.bsky.social
Thatโs a good Canadian boy there.we can grow em tall up here
Miranda๐ต๐ท๐บ๐ธ๐บ๐ฆ๐ณ๏ธโ๐#Resistance
resistancereset.bsky.social
That's tall.
carylma33.bsky.social
I can feel that kid's growing pains. Whoa 7'9 at 19? Is he even done growing?
A Starry Knight ๐ฝโ๐ฝ
a-starry-knight.bsky.social
May his height be his blessing. Godspeed, Oliver!
dudlyboy.bsky.social
Should be a 6.6 hight limit in Bball.
โ๐ Ken Barovsky
yaw-frimpong.bsky.social
Will he play baseball for the Twins? ๐ฌ
telluris.bsky.social
And that's Olivier Rioux, not 'Oliver'.
sherylmomof5.bsky.social
Is it even safe for him playing basketball. Being that tall normally will put a strain on all your organs.
Xailai
xailai.bsky.social
19??? man that must have been painful for him D:
Brad Goodson
bradleygoodson.bsky.social
7' 9"? Jesus
jshov1.bsky.social
Holy shit. What kind of tree is that?. Ha ha ha. 7โ9โ wow!.
terrible towelie
terribletowelie.bsky.social
seen the dude in Bradenton before, a skyscraper
Hip2BSquare
tragically-hip.bsky.social
If weโre picking teams, Iโm taking Rioux. Provus can guard the Gatorade. ๐คฃ
alicerk.bsky.social
Baseball fields have changed a lot over the years.
Markus Bittner
smartmax900.bsky.social
Poor guy. By the time heโs 30 his joints will be fucked and heโll be on opioid medication which will fuck up his stomach&bowels as well. I hope not, but thatโs the most likely scenario.
comtechdiagnostics.bsky.social
. Time for the 12-foot-high basket. vault.si.com/vault/1967/1...
Barak-Har Elkin
barak-har-elkin.bsky.social
That boy is 2'6" taller than me. I feel bad for him because he's going to need a good tailor all his life. I can especially imagine because I'm 5'3" & such a mishmash of measurements that if I want a shirt to fit me right it's got to be bespoke tailor made.
Majhium
majhium.bsky.social
I hope tRump does not see this. He'll deport him for being too different. Much taller, younger better looking and talented. tRump does not want this in his American flock.
Majhium
majhium.bsky.social
Wow ๐ฎ
Colleen
wildplumbay.bsky.social
Is it basketball anymore when playersโ height is above the basket. Basketball needs to be height grouped like boxing is weight grouped. And people worry about trans athletes having an unfair advantage.
whatchaknooow.bsky.social
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Joรซl Boucher
joebouche.bsky.social
Olivier
Steve Gatt
stevegatt.bsky.social
At only 19yo heโs probably not done growing!
jon hammandcheez
jonhammandcheez.bsky.social
How does heโฆeverything? ๐
Patbig
patbig.bsky.social
Good kid from Quรฉbec. Dad was a volleyball player, mom is 6โ-1โ. They worked hard with him so he didnโt feel like a freak. I read an article in the French journal LaPresse, He is well surrounded.
Larry Darrell, of The Razor's Edge
indyjones55.bsky.social
@atticus59914029.bsky.social
Living in a dystopian nightmare
loicmtp.bsky.social
These guys are freaks of nature
Quaker Piggy in a Basement
quakerinabasement.bsky.social
This photo looks like it was taken in one of those optical illusion houses. It's mind boggling.
DavidElfin
davidelfin.bsky.social
Incredible
mr krinkle ๐ค๐ผ๐โ๐ฝ
yourbudgirl62.bsky.social
that ain't right
AiredalesRule โก๏ธ
lj150.bsky.social
Time to raise the height of baskets. This is the equivalent of my 5โ3 self playing on a child-sized hoop.
Vik
bays60.bsky.social
Watch the hand placement ..shorty! :,
Miles Raymond
milesrandjack.bsky.social
Need to see the family's fridge/s
Paul Varley
paulpower.bsky.social
I saw the photo and the first word of the post and went "they're remaking *that*, now?"
PhonedThisIn
toireasaoflinn.bsky.social
Basketball may need to raise the baskets.
epistone.bsky.social
I'm not sure that poor fellow could stand upright in my house!?
BigRuckus8
bigruckus8.bsky.social
They could get closer. Nobody will judge.
Henri Brรฉboeuf
henribreboeuf.bsky.social
*Olivier
Ash After Dark
ashafterdark.bsky.social
I assume theyre fraternal then
LeeAnn ๐๐๐๐ณ๏ธโ๐๐๐ฉโ๐ฆผ I ๐ค๐ฑ๐ท
superpoohgirl-1.bsky.social
Damn I thought Victor Wembyama(sp?) "Wemby" of the San Antonio Spurs was tall at 7'5"! He grew 2" over the summer He's 21 This kid may still be growing... whoa!
The Nightwatchman
nightwatchmanalpha.bsky.social
Damn, dude should be wearing an oxygen tank to compensate for the thin air up there!
Debster1
debster1.bsky.social
He proves that giants exist and used to inhabit the earth. Imagine how big you could grow with clean air and pure food like centuries ago ๐ค
This will all end in tears...
rvallenduuk.bsky.social
The tallest man I've met is 7'2". Hard to imagine another 7" on top of that. His wife is about the height of that announcer ;-) That kid is going to have a tough and expensive life. He'll need all his clothes and shoes custom-made. He won't fit in cars, aircraft seats, hotel beds...
northernsnowdog.bsky.social
Maury Povich: โCory, you are _not_ the father.โ
Lawrence (Larry) Curcio
larryfree.bsky.social
OMG!! What an awesome center he'd make in the NBA... game over! Opponent team, zero points.
steve52.bsky.social
In HS we had a kid who was like 7'7". He had all sorts of musculoskeletal problems and was as unathletic as he could be. Couldn't even shoot a basketball, much less run down the court. The basketball coach cried every time he walked past this kid in the hallway.
vegasbaby99.bsky.social
He should be tested for Marfan Syndrome. Most youth athletic programs require testing due to the risk of heart attack, but it's Florida.
knominow2.bsky.social
How long are his arms.? ๐
The Green Witch ๐บ๐ธ ๐บ๐ฆ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ผ
guineys-mom.bsky.social
I have to believe that basketball is like a circus for those afflicted with Marfan Syndrome.
Science Fanatic
goldendoorlamp.bsky.social
Good Lord.
gzurcher.bsky.social
Is it just me, or should the game have a limit on how tall you can be and still play on a ten foot goal? When the players are almost as tall as the goal and can dunk the ball without jumping; it is time to move the goal up to 15โ. It is like an adult playing on a five year olds basketball set
Drummmergirl ๐บ๐ธ๐ฌ๐ฑ๐บ๐ฆ๐จ๐ฆ
drummmergirl.bsky.social
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MDC_LetsEndTheMadness
mdcletsendfascists.bsky.social
...talk about above the rim...
LannaMick
lanna-mick.bsky.social
Is Cory standing in a hole ?
Jeremy Peeples
jeremypeeples.bsky.social
Oh God his knees are going to kill him
billiebun.bsky.social
I say Jesus, Jesus, Jesus Christ he's tall. I bet nobody, I bet nobody, I bet nobody wanted to dance with him at all..
Hurricane Hoops
hurricanehoops.bsky.social
The Wemby stopper๐ง
SarahD
sarahwaved2blue.bsky.social
Life, average every day life, will be hard. Hope the court is a refuge.
Edm_Dantes
emchi85.bsky.social
Poor kid ๐ข
Morgan
gutenmorgan.bsky.social
I haven't seen this big a height difference in twins since 1988.
12thburkey
12thburkey.bsky.social
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Mr mOjO
mrrizen.bsky.social
You canโt teach height. That boy is going to rule the game
Barbara Chasco-Papale
vintageaprn.bsky.social
Wow!!!
GrisGris
grisgris4me.bsky.social
How does the poor kid even ride in a car?!
areyounickrivers.bsky.social
Thought this was young Gandalf and a hobbit.
zodd
ddoz.bsky.social
When your ass is where most shoulders are ๐
trishus.bsky.social
He's a handsome guy. Hope everyone in his sports path puts his health first. Wish him the best.
mark522.bsky.social
Is he really 7feet9??
Celebrindan
celebrindan.bsky.social
That's a lot of person.
Let's go taco
stevensps.bsky.social
He can put the star on the Christmas tree like no one
biffster01.bsky.social
You can see in Coryโs face how much he hates everyone and their mother asking him for this exact picture. Has probably been happening since he was 12.
Shy
thehalfman.bsky.social
Oh wow. His whole family is so tall! Makes up for my hobbit family.
snowdrifter.bsky.social
100% his jersey's will be worn as dresses by his college friends...
Farage will pay your medical bills ๐ฏ๐ซ๐จโ๐ฆฝ๐คฃ๐คฃโ ๏ธ
mikdon.bsky.social
Which one's Cory?
Ewart, Dave
davidewart.bsky.social
should head for the afl
glennagain999.bsky.social
Poor kid. Must be awful
daggydame.bsky.social
Wow he'll be a big boy when he grows up ๐๐
Hoodoo Vudu
vudu-yudu.bsky.social
Which one is the announcer?
redmcredred.bsky.social
Who the fuck is "Oliver" .. because that ain't his name ๐ Silly Americans
Kenny Hulse
kennyhulse.bsky.social
That is a big boy! Wow!
rob
robinprague.bsky.social
The fella on the right that small??
The Cat Food Bandit
jak-deth.bsky.social
Just stand under the basket and we will toss you the ball.
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illegitprez.bsky.social
i thought you meant those two are twins๐ค๐
Whale Rider ๐๐๐งโโ๏ธ๐ฌ๐ณ๐๐ฆโฎ๏ธ๐๐บ๐ฆ๐ณ๏ธโ๐๐จ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฅ
lavegannative.bsky.social
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lollipopthief.bsky.social
Holy oak trees Batman!
darwinboy.bsky.social
That neck
Above Us Only Sky
aboveusonly.bsky.social
God damn I hope he never falls. Thatโs a long way down!
Visible Cricket ๐จ๐ฆ๐๐ถ
visiblecricket.bsky.social
Grand garรงon du Quรฉbec!! โ๏ธ๐จ๐ฆ