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How To Watch The 2026 Oscars Tonight: Start Time, Nominees, Performers And More
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PC Sherry🦋
pcsherry.bsky.social
How and where to watch. Now give me the WHY
socalcallie.bsky.social
Cannot stand Conan.
Kathy
kkempen.bsky.social
Nobody cares bunch of rich people getting dressed up in clothes that cost thousands of dollars to be “seen” and awarded for what they do for a living. Be nice if everyone was as privileged as these people.
bleu
bluizu.bsky.social
hello everybody my name is markiplier and welcome to the Oscars
Ignorant Me
ignorantme.bsky.social
I'll pass
karicort.bsky.social
Well look at that, they get to wear dresses and tuxes worth a year’s rent/ mortgage. Let me clap for how much they get paid, while we all work until our minds are mush and bodies are stressed to develop illnesses
ozarkmade.bsky.social
Wait... lol the Oscars were on? Who actually cares about a show where rich people verbally fellate each other?
rookster10.bsky.social
I did watch money Lihue and now regret
patfeb55.bsky.social
I've been able to miss this for years. Tonight will be watching Skenes v. Dominican Republic.
Christine
grameee5.bsky.social
✨ Kay Goodstadt ✍️ Author✨
kaygoodstadt.bsky.social
Why don’t you stop pushing inane articles and start publishing the truth about our “so-called president’s” infinite lies?
phantom-zone.bsky.social
I'll be busy watching my hair grow.
Gayle
gskh1237.bsky.social
Melania’s movie is up for awards?
Jerome
jeromyo.bsky.social
I’ll catch the Lowlights
Kathleen Solomon Bruno
mswoodlander.bsky.social
I missed the Oscars last night, but I looked at the red carpet photos today. It was not a good night for fashion.
Pronghorn
pronghorn.bsky.social
Couldn't finish Poor Things and couldn't finish Sinners. Did finish Oppenheimer.
charicola.bsky.social
No
Tharindu Gunathilaka
mmtrangana.bsky.social
Please read this article and contact me as soon as possible Thank you for your valuable time God bless Buddha's refuge
ZachsMind
zachsmind.bsky.social
How to Watch the 2026 Oscars.. Wait until the next day and then watch the highlights on YouTube.
Heywood J
heywoodj.bsky.social
Is that tonight? Yeah I'll be washing my hair or something.
MaMaDonnae
mamadonnae.bsky.social
Hard pass.
Amy Miranda
amymiranda.bsky.social
No thanks. We don't spend our time on American media anymore. We boycott.
shiva
riteofshiva.bsky.social
My life was made no worse by completely ignoring this program.
BonHo
hobogue.bsky.social
It was horrible. Ryan Coogler was cheated.
Ringo Burns
ringoburns.bsky.social
So far so good 🥂
rommie1980
rommie1980.bsky.social
Don't bother--it'll be all over the place tomorrow anyway. Avoiding it is the problem!
Juadog
juadog.bsky.social
Why would anyone watch the nonsense?!!
The Rt Hon You’re gonna need a bigger boat.
daviddidley.bsky.social
Ahh I missed it, I was too busy blending my hand in a food mixer.
wrenbyron.bsky.social
It is a break from Trump's WAR, corruption, filth spewed at MAGA voters, deception, disrespect for Americans, and more importantly, listening and viewing two reality stars, Hegseth and Trump, perform on the Middle East stage, where their co-star Netanyahu and his gang of twelve lick their lips.
David Ward
ruralviewau.bsky.social
I rarely find the "Best Picture" to be that good. I may not know or understand art but I do understand entertainment Also I'm not aware of any other "art" that takes out ads or hand out gift (bribe) bags to increase their potential to get an award
Michael Anderson
michael--anderson.bsky.social
Change the channel to something that, in some way, matters.
The Last Bubble Rises
thelastbubblerises.bsky.social
How stupid. Like these people need more money and adoration. I'm so.sifk of elitists and America caring more about this, sports and gaming than saving democracy. Shove that Oscar up your asses. Fight for democracy or get the fuck out!
rodstro88.bsky.social
Screw watching those epstein Philes
Talisman
clarkt8888.bsky.social
Best line of the night was from Conan O'Brian. "We are coming to you live from 'Has a Small Penis Theater'..... Let's see him put his name in front of that!"
Harlow Lombard
harlowlombard.bsky.social
“No war, Free Palestine!” ✊ ~ Javier Bardem
liveartfully16.bsky.social
This year's Oscars is lacking true entertainment and script writing. Unbelievably boring, yet I'll sit here till the end because football is not an option.
Juan Moises de la Serna
juanmoisesdelas.bsky.social
98th Oscars — the ceremony draws ~18M US viewers avg. Conan O'Brien hosting for the 1st time. "Sinners" & "Conclave" lead with 8 nominations each. Streaming wars make ABC's live window more valuable than ever!
AhClem
chairmanbarney.bsky.social
Tax the rich!
Jan
rocofagiam.bsky.social
Never watch trash anymore! Especially Awards show!
Diane B
denb58.bsky.social
Wanted to watch it but the cable co is sparring with ABC over contract again. Every year we go through this until ABC or CBS back down and pay up.
arsenal41.bsky.social
Brilliant opening monologue
John-El
justaphillyjawn.bsky.social
Release the Epstein Files
Comiczette, (Ms J.T. 😻 ) fam check ya vote cards plez🐰🐇🌴🐇🐇🌴🌴🐰🐰
lovexlove4real.bsky.social
Lit Juana.., remote🖱 📺 ☘️☘️🍀🔥🍀🍀🌈🍃🍃, bikini 👙🩴🩴... let's go!!! C'mon Sinners-movie!! #Vamanos #LetsGo #SinnersMovie
Kelly Semenuk
dandelass.bsky.social
Since the Epstein files, I can’t watch any of these people get awards anymore
hapanobaka.bsky.social
hapanobaka.bsky.social
i do not care fare thee well
The “Original” Me
wndrlstdrm.bsky.social
Hard Pass <click>
One of the Millions of Joe Kellys
thejoekelly.bsky.social
My tip: add the Academy Awards to your favorite DVR, then jump off social, hop on an hour or two later and FF over the TV ads and you’ll still have to sit through ads because AMERICA #1 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🦅🦅🦅🦅💰💰💰💸💵💶💷💴🤑
clavedoc.bsky.social
Źzzzzzzzzzz.......
City Witch 🇨🇦
citywitch1973.bsky.social
Maybe if Timeless Toni Storm was hosting. #AEWRevolution
mark stephen [surname stolen]
markmwahwords.bsky.social
Good godesses, don't ppl remember that the Oscars started as a way to clamp down on unions?!
HereticTheorist
heretictheorist.bsky.social
Why bother the greatest Reality Show is not being priduced by hollywood, Its being denrrated in the White House.
quiquaequod
quiquaequod.bsky.social
(Karnak hat) .... on a network ... on a paid network ... on a paid streaming service
isogsargent.bsky.social
Dirt Equity🌀
dirtequity.bsky.social
No thanks. I'd rather wake up tomorrow to see if any celebrities said anything meaningful enough to address today's fascists or the DNC collaborators who enable them.
CRWolff
crwolff.bsky.social
Step 1: Get blackout drunk Step 2: Blackout Step 3: Wake up Monday with a major hangover
danaphx.bsky.social
Oh damn. I missed it.
olsonjtyler.bsky.social
forbes again reporting on stuff nobody cares about
I’m BLACK & I’m proud-say it loud…
wrong1rightday.bsky.social
Once again, a small segment of the American population has given an even smaller segment, the impression that they are more important and they matter more than the rest of us. They had given their money & adoration to a bunch of narcissistic psychos simply b/c they can lie better than most.
mniewinski.bsky.social
I have no interest anymore, all corrupted.
Emma
emma6527.bsky.social
Might be some interesting speeches though
Rip Torn 2 🌊
riptorn2.bsky.social
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Rip Torn 2 🌊
riptorn2.bsky.social
CactusCod
cactuscod.bsky.social
The oligarchs and billionaires don’t care who watches. How many people were shut out of the Oscars last night because they refused to pay 15 companies for the the chance of the privilege of watching their crap?
Stephan Capitanio
phileasfogg06.bsky.social
Disney+.
Christina WB
cldtt.bsky.social
The long era in which American culture and cinematography dominated the global landscape is fading, if not already over.
Gankesaurus Wrecks
gankesauruswrecks.bsky.social
0% interest. A circle jerk of rich popular people who campaigned for awards. Sounds awful.
WakeUpCall
lets-roll.bsky.social
I Don't Care!!Why should we give them the pleasure of watching us fawn over & idolize them? They don't connect with the rest of society. They enjoy the power they have over us as they live in gated communities with multiple mansions, servants, & feeding their pets better than we feed our children.
BoBuck Sez...
bobucksez.bsky.social
just like sports, this is just pablum for the ignorant masses
BaldPatronus
baldpatronus91.bsky.social
Read the room.
SidFisNishious
sidfisnishious.bsky.social
Boycott this worshipping bullshit. Eat the rich.
TheOriginalMizD
originalzuzu.bsky.social
No thanks. Ever since “Shakespeare in Love” won over “Saving Private Ryan” it’s turned into a butt kissing of @theoscars.bsky.social for a winner. Hollywood and Trump campaigning for a trophy 🏆 is just weird.
mattheus81.bsky.social
Another option: do not watch
Sea_side Sea_witch
seasideseawitch.bsky.social
#warcriminals #nowar #arrestthepedophiles #Americanrevolution #abolishice #removetheregime
Margery
gibbee13.bsky.social
No thanks
chasbasden.bsky.social
All I can say is don't watch it for the lame comedy. Whoever wrote the bits should never be used again - that includes pretty much everything Conan O'Brien said as well as between some pairs of presenters. Bad theater.
Ifonlyadream
ifonly224.bsky.social
How not to watch : change the channel...
mlco.bsky.social
I do not care Hollywood is part of the current USA problem
Dvora
dvora3.bsky.social
Who cares really?
Yessy Steez
yessysteez.bsky.social
The Epstein Awards
anno5850.bsky.social
That mess was unwatchable. And the movies forgettable. Is there any relevance to the academy awards to anyone whilst people are still being disappeared in MN, Iran is burning, the president is golfing and threatening broadcasters. And that's just the tippy top of the dumpster fire. No Kings March 28
galexia48
galexia48.bsky.social
Jimmy Kimmel was much better host. He was the best I have ever seen. Conan is a NO>
Michael
bluewaterride.bsky.social
Michael
bluewaterride.bsky.social
Don't care anymore.
Morgan Orlins
morganorlins.bsky.social
Someone watched this? Really?
Sophie
southernfriedtarot.bsky.social
I never watch these stupid awards shows, but I do look at the photos of the stupid clothes the day after.
Slartibartfastagrajag
slartybartphast.bsky.social
Thank god i missed it 🙄🖕 Bunch of kid fuckers
taxmanager01.bsky.social
I'll wait for the movie to come out.
Zero &^@%s Given
froedb.bsky.social
Step 1: Turn on your television / streaming device.
catkelley.bsky.social
How To Watch The Oscars? Lol! Give us a break. We don’t need forbes to explain how to watch a tv broadcast. Rewrite your idiotic headline instead.
Semiocapitalist Industrial Device
jbot3300.bsky.social
Who cares? Have fun watching a rubber chicks awards show for a bunch of rich, asshat boxes of branded cereal, who only care about your ass when it’s in a theater seat and so say nothing about what’s going on in this country! It’s like me watching your bowling leagues’ awards for fun. But that’s me.
Nick Moyes (Peat free)
nickmoyes.bsky.social
Great waxwork of a young Robin Williams
sh1gg1.bsky.social
or you just read about it everywhere tomorrow. Or just ignore it completely. Either way 🤷♀️
Luce Leonard
luceleonard.bsky.social
The Tibetan people choose their leaders based on personal qualities such as honesty, reliability, ethics, responsibility, respect, transparency, and courage; in short, they are chosen for their integrity. All peoples in the world would benefit from doing the same.
Joe Heresy
nbrhdvolumedealer.bsky.social
don't give a shit - 🫶🏼 DJT
Zordabo™
zordabo.bsky.social
conan is the only reason why anyone should ever watch the oscars
Mich2Cali • RIP Twitter (2011-2024)
michoacan2cali.bsky.social
It starts at 4:00PM PDT on ABC. You can watch it on cable TV or your favorite streaming platform. You will know who the nominees and performers are as the show unfolds. Forbes, the magazine whose employees confuse wealth with value.
Pissed off mama bear
nancylou2.bsky.social
No thanks
I’m your huckleberry 🇺🇸🇨🇦🇺🇦🇬🇧🇪🇺 🇬🇱 🆘
huckleberry911.bsky.social
Who cares! They give themselves awards constantly.
ChompFrog
chompfrog.bsky.social
With everything happening globally right now, I’m beyond disgusted that Hollywood felt the need to don their gowns and tuxedos all to show out on red carpet and vie for a trophy. Their lack of awareness of anything but themselves is beyond the pale. Sometimes the show DOESN’T need to go on.
granddude1962.bsky.social
Conan has belted out 2 big digs at 47 in the 1st 45 minutes. One involved arresting pedophiles and another about 47s penis size. Both very clever deliveries and the penis one may have sailed over the heads of half the people watching
Richard Servello
eastoflavfx.com
Rich assholes stroking each others egos while real Hollywood professionals can barely pay the bills. Pass.
henryandme.bsky.social
Oh was that on tonight? I must have missed It while I was watching the world burn because the president of The United States needed to distract us from the fact that he raped and abused children.
TRUMP-EPSTEIN FILES
socialworker68.bsky.social
The technical mistakes were ALL INTENTIONAL. ABC SAID FUCK YOU OSCARS. Oscar's will be on YouTube next year for the gen z idiots who cant focus. Grammy will be in ABC for the first time since Trump took over CBS.
drqui.bsky.social
Isn't it funny how Forbes locks everything behind a paywall but not the article about rich people giving each other golden statues, that's available to all the peons in the nation..... I know cuz I was able to read it
iamsauerkraut.bsky.social
I watched the NCAA T&F championships. Kudos to the guy who broke Holloway's HH record.
Joel Herron - Pica Pica Press
joeyheroin.bsky.social
what a load of bollocks.
Al 爱丽丝 🎻🥃💻
eblingmiss.bsky.social
Hollywood kissing its own ass. We need enough USA for now, they can eat their fucking movies.
Dr Paul M
drpaulm.bsky.social
Is there going to be welterweight boxing?
Secretariat Girl
secretariatgirl.bsky.social
Think I'll pass. I'd rather watch a classic pre-code 1930s movie.
pumblino.bsky.social
The most boring award show of all time
Extinction Priest
extinction-priest.bsky.social
I didn’t watch them shits and that’s real
Arlene1977 🌊😎 🚫DM
arlene1977.bsky.social
The best way is to record it and fast-forward past the boring parts.
drrlee50.bsky.social
Step 1- turn off the TV. There is no step 2.
womaninterrupted.bsky.social
Oh who cares? Really!
unicorncancer159.bsky.social
These "how to watch" headlines crack me up sometimes. I don't need an entire article. If it is on ABC just say so. Sit down, pick up remote, put eyeballs on the screen. Ends up I didn't get to watch because of wall to wall weather coverage during a tornado watch.
Caty
whatcatydidnext.bsky.social
Does anyone actually watch the whole thing? Its always just clips.
@Anonymouse2day
anonymouse2day.bsky.social
Frankly do not care about people who spend more on their shoes than most people make in weeks.
3 bears taped together
beartape.bsky.social
i’d rather stare at my balls
Michelle Marie 🌸
thelostspark.bsky.social
Boycott
Tammy Riggs
tamyl.bsky.social
Haven’t seen any of the movies so not that exited about the show. Sad that no song came from Wicked so not excited for that. Do want to watch tribute to Rob Reiner and Robert Redford so hopefully there will be an alert on Bluesky to turn on tv now.
LC Laughland
lclaughland.bsky.social
Who cares? Our father and uncle returned to AEW tonight. #AEWRevolution
BookWorm604
bookworm604.bsky.social
Looks like you can watch it on Disney+ via the Hulu content. It says added
akeleven.bsky.social
Nap time
Viper
viperpoker.bsky.social
This is how we do it baby! 😂😂😂 youtu.be/u4AiuqQpB1U?...
CJC <3 🇺🇦🏳️🌈🩷💜💙🏳️🌈🇺🇦
castyman22205.bsky.social
Walter Right ™ I am the One Who Answers
justvon.bsky.social
Stupid shit
rykvan.bsky.social
The industry congratulating itself. I prefer the People's Choice
wutsrongwithyou.bsky.social
I think Ricky said it best.
jon roga
rogajon.bsky.social
feels pretty awful to run thison the eve of you sending troops to iran to die to support the israeli criminal regime who in turn supports the US super powerful criminal regime ,where your opposition,dems are about half in the same pay AIPAC as the GOP,whilst you drag the world into more of your wars
Mary Carol
1967honoredqueen.bsky.social
No thank you.
kellmc.bsky.social
I feel sorry for the people who watch this shit.
Pat Farrington
xraypat.bsky.social
Why❓😱
Andee Harry
andeeharry1.bsky.social
thanks for sharing
TheBigGeigh
geighzerbeam.bsky.social
“How to watch”
StevieGeee💙🌊🩵🎨🐶🚘🎼💐🏳️🌈 🇮🇹 & Cher
steviegeee.bsky.social
#LockHimTheFuckUp🔒 @POTUS🍊🚽💩🇷🇺 #putinsBITCH #PEDOPHILEpotus👌👶👈 #trumpSTEIN #kidFUCKER #RAPISTpig🐽 &his LAWLESS ineptSWAMP🦟@GOP SCUM @susiewiles.bsky.social @whitehouse-47.bsky.social @PressSec @VP @StephenM @AGPamBondi @marcorubio @FBIDirectorKash @secwar @SenateGOP @houserepublicans.bsky.social
Allison O'D
ally888.bsky.social
Funny how they have the best comic writers in the world, but none of the jokes land.