Crowbar
crowbar.wtf
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Ryan
gwryan001.bsky.social
"I'm playing all of the right notes, they're not necessarily in the right order" Eric Morcambe (1963).
Halfpint DJT IS MY NELLIE OLSEN!
halfpintptbo.bsky.social
cashmerecoco.bsky.social
Canadian way of answering a complete idiot :)
Rob Boyte
roboyte.bsky.social
IDIC Books
Prof Jo Barraket AM
jobarraket.bsky.social
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Chris a Nasty ๐จ๐ฆ! ๐บ๐ฆ ๐ฉ๐ฐ๐ฌ๐ฑ
koldwar.bsky.social
๐๐๐๐ brilliant response.
Podge
hypotheticalprose.bsky.social
Ah, my old nemesis William Shatner.
hasdruhbahl
hasdruhbahl.bsky.social
zelenooq.bsky.social
Same words in different combinations to tell different stories
รgรผ Nรคgรผ
naguagu.bsky.social
He says he's using different words but somehow I suspect he used the same words as before but in a different order. Or did he write every book in a different language, too? In any case, false advertising, you'll be hearing from my lawyers.
Susan Perlman
naldrichsibley2.bsky.social
Snark Master.
3Crows
pamelab52.bsky.social
Snarky but funny
jazzrat2000 AKA Bonsai anonymous
jazzrat2000.bsky.social
That Bill is a kidder isn't he? He would understand the term he's old
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vleewalker.bsky.social
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Shannon Nosurname ๐ณ๏ธโ๐ ๐ดโโ ๏ธ๐ธ
theshayd.bsky.social
Nobody out Shatners William Shatner
Robynne
haddagutful.bsky.social
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The Opinionated Retiree and Nasty Part Owner of Canada ๐จ๐ฆ
opinionatedretiree.bsky.social
The wisdom of William Shatner. He's one great Canadian with a sharp wit!
Sheldon Ranz
goldmarx.bsky.social
My captain has a future in comedy!
thepowerdroid.bsky.social
I think Skysong wanted to know is that this book is 243 pages and that one is 199 and the one over there, the blue cover, is almost 500. Glad to be of help.
Tracyโs ๐
tflores.bsky.social
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CrazySaguaro ๐ต ๐ป โฌ๏ธ
crazysaguaro.com
Shat's still got it!
kking67.bsky.social
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The Colvin Study
ajcoog.bsky.social
And that is how you answer stupid questions.
TheOtherThinz
theotherthinz.bsky.social
Love it...
Nick
nicklaus2016.bsky.social
Danny Crane. Hi.
fingbullshit.bsky.social
David
davidmx.bsky.social
Donโt mess with Captain Kirkโฆ
AhClem
chairmanbarney.bsky.social
The Yogi Berra of space.
21linac.bsky.social
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ross thomas
rossbyjove.bsky.social
So that's the secret !!!!
avunvularo.bsky.social
avunvularo.bsky.social
Reminds me of Ian McKellenโs secrets to acting as told to Ricky Gervais
Dexasarcade
dexasarcade.bsky.social
I remember there used to be an iPhone app that threw out Shatner quotes. Good times.
bertruand.bsky.social
That is a BRILLIANT business idea
Null Verba
nulliusnverba.bsky.social
Different words. Different ideas.
Bartleby the Paralegal
sunraa.bsky.social
Skysong 263
Bill
sporb.bsky.social
#Canadian
Melody Barton
melodybarton.bsky.social
I laughed out loud. Thanks for sharing.๐คฃ
Charmi O'Connor
charmio.bsky.social
Love that guy!!
bronxie12.bsky.social
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Antร rtica
antartica.bsky.social
LOL.
George Ramsay
georgeramsay366.bsky.social
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Tonezib
tonezib.bsky.social
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Call Me Maybe
sousleradar.bsky.social
lol
tbeaumont.bsky.social
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Old Salt
oldsalt946.bsky.social
Capt. Obvious strikes, again.
Ellen Byron - Maria DiRico
ellenbyronla.bsky.social
Heโs genuinely hilarious. One of my best Hollywood experiences was a lunch with him and Kelsey Grammer where he wasnโt sure if heโd given his car to an actual valet.
Earthbear
earthbear.bsky.social
Youโre bringing the Atmospherium with this post!!
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lovekat41.bsky.social
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northernsnowdog.bsky.social
Kevin
kevinsteinley.bsky.social
Suey
sueysueysuey.bsky.social
*Gasp so he copied the dictionary?!? ๐๐๐
Neal Shepperson
nealshepperson.bsky.social
Captain My Captain !!!!!!!
Chris B
chriswb71.bsky.social
I think some of these ridiculous obvious questions I keep seeing are AI trying to learn. I hope a human didn't write that.
Mary Hilton
maryhilt.bsky.social
"I write different things for different reasons and you ask me why? Have you learned to read yet?"
MadOvid๐จ๐ฆ
gizmopizmo.bsky.social
Edm_Dantes
emchi85.bsky.social
Thatโs kind of a dick answer tbh - but then again, he is just another rich guy, so it tracks ๐๐คทโโ๏ธ
tomstpatrick
tomstpatrick.bsky.social
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Cheryl Huerta
chuerta1.bsky.social
I love that man. Such a no bullshit sense of humor. He's a treasure of a human being.
Hister333
hister333.bsky.social
He's obviously prejudice against stupid people, and needs to be canceled. Check your IQ, Shatner.
Aoife
aoife-rose.bsky.social
He's such a gem. Got 2 meet him a decade ago at a con I attended w/my boss. She completely geeked out & wanted 2 sit on his lap 4 their photo. Me & him exchanged glances & those glances said: "This bitch" "I know right?!" "Can u get her off me" "She's my boss man, I've got bills" "Fair enough"
intanjendra.bsky.social
intanjendra.bsky.social
๐คฃ๐คฃ๐คฃ๐ sooooooo what
karenklw.bsky.social
lol, ๐ ๐๐
jan633.bsky.social
Well said, William Shatner! โค๏ธโค๏ธ
may-be-milo.bsky.social
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Fasten your seatbelts. Itโs going to be a bumpy ride.
mirimg.bsky.social
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Tiny Niord
oliin.bsky.social
I mean, he mostly used ghost writers iirc, but you know ... he still probably wrote down the basic idea and plots for those folks so he didn't lie.
GratefulJanice ๐จ๐ฆ
gratefuljanice.bsky.social
The beauty of being wise!
John D โ๐
everythingisjake.bsky.social
Fair enough
madisonfly.bsky.social
Love that manโฆ๐
mamamyrsa.bsky.social
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Diane Sanders
sandersdl.bsky.social
Lol
joeybee12.bsky.social
I hope I'm that witty at 95
Peter Benn
thatproviso.bsky.social
That person enquiring has never used Wiki or Goodreads???
Wendyemily ๐ฆ๐บ๐จ๐ฆ๐บ๐ธ ๐บ๐ฆ๐ฌ๐ง ๐ต๐ธ
kess6102.bsky.social
Fascinating.
Jazzwamp
wampwamp.bsky.social
Now ask a composer about the different notes they use to write music.
Finding Facility
music-tax.bsky.social
Aww man TechWar books were a great garage sale pickup
carlosamammal.bsky.social
How derivative. Lots of authors do that! You'd think he could come up with something more original! ๐
carlosamammal.bsky.social
๐๐I like Shatner more and more.
merrygl.bsky.social
He cracks me up. Ask a stupid question, get a shatty answer, hee hee hee๐โ๏ธ๐
ReneeMarcelle
reneemarcelle.bsky.social
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Catturds of TrootSochul
jorge-s.bsky.social
simpsonbluesky.bsky.social
Lol
Richard Harold Ainsworth
rhainsworth.bsky.social
Nailed it.
Wesley's Mumu
wesleysmumu.bsky.social
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M.C.
mcmgoptimist.bsky.social
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Jmeyernj
jmeyernj.bsky.social
heh heh
โ๐ Infinity ๐โ ๐ฝ๐๐ ๐ซถ ๐บ๐ฆ ๐
infinity.mynet.org
Aye aye captain, well launch him out of a photon torpedo tube.
Robert
robboroom.bsky.social
I LOL'ed so hard
Kristine โค๏ธ>$
knaturegirl.bsky.social
Still a funny guy...
MarrowChiller
marrowchiller.bsky.social
I can't believe this guy is so against doing a show with Red Letter Media. I feel like they'd all get along like a house on fire.
notamagatte.bsky.social
๐คฃ๐คฃ๐คฃ Accurate.
Thakman๐๐บ๐ธ
thakman.bsky.social
Noko's hooman
wren1013.bsky.social
Snark like this is what will break AI - so yeah, let's more do snark like this.
The D
d-hq.bsky.social
Love him !
Allison
ad108.bsky.social
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jamonk
jamonk.com
But do they tell the same or not?
qakl.bsky.social
Sus
jmked.bsky.social
Briefly?
DeedsMcDeeDee
deedeedeeds.bsky.social
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The Smartest Floridian
stryc9fuego.bsky.social
He may have his-- no he *definitely* has his problems, but this is a baller response.
Golias
golias23.bsky.social
Fucking legend.
Rachael the Spicy Hobbit
rachael-the-hobbit.bsky.social
What is the original question even asking for? Idgi? Like, for him to summarize them all?
mar51.bsky.social
HA!
Depressed Potato
iftedown.bsky.social
There are a lot of missing commas.
GussGuss
gussguss1971.bsky.social
Bill also tried to start a line of women's underwear.