Maureen Johnson
maureenjohnsonbooks.com
I look for info on the McConnell situation about 5 times a day, because--legitimately--as a mystery writer I have a major interest in how you hide a dead body.
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Lucky7Deb
lucky7deb.bsky.social
In a cold drawer at the morgue - is my guess.
Oul Lad
charge256.bsky.social
Mitch is taking up room in somebody's freezer?
StareCrow
arguchik.bsky.social
The soap opera method is to tell everyone the person is in a very deep coma and can't be disturbed, while keeping the brain dead corpse hooked up to life support indefinitely. Unfortunately, using this method practically ensures that the person will miraculously awaken at some point in the future.
KnowMeKnot
knowmeknot.bsky.social
Likely brain dead, and will die of convenience once August deadline is past. They’ll give it an extra week to look “legit”
northernrednekk.bsky.social
Put it in plain site. youtube.com/shorts/TU0H1...
Керрі Світ🇺🇦🇨🇦🇩🇰🇪🇺
carriesweet.bsky.social
In plain sight? He's probably propped up in the Senate chamber right now.
Glaucous
glaucousness.bsky.social
grumpy0ldman84.bsky.social
💪
Nina Wilson
ninawilson.bsky.social
Well, it seems they were getting new flooring for the apartment.
Dr Eric Farmer
himself132.bsky.social
There must be crimes being committed if he's actually dead. Is he still being paid, for example?
Halfpint DJT IS MY NELLIE OLSEN!
halfpintptbo.bsky.social
His wife wasn't carry an URN when she fled to China, was she?
Halfpint DJT IS MY NELLIE OLSEN!
halfpintptbo.bsky.social
Cold storage.
Denise
denisedbmm.bsky.social
A private hospital with life support keeping the brain dead body “alive.”
CatVanDooh
catvandooh.bsky.social
Has anyone checked the closet? 🚬😎
Catherine 🌷
catebridget.bsky.social
hide it in the cupboard and then get your Catalan waiter to distract the patrons
melting_in_vegas
melting-in-vegas.bsky.social
He's in the morgue in a drawer.
Bill Blair
britdetectiveshows.bsky.social
Fabulous!
JoW
jolanc24.bsky.social
First embalm.
armchairprez
armchairprez.bsky.social
You would think, as good as republicans are at digging holes…..
This We Will Defend
thiswewilldefend.bsky.social
Eliot Ivanhoe MD
doceliot.bsky.social
If you've never hung out around corpses, I'll just say there's a reason so many of the autopsy pathologists at NY Medical Examiner's smoked cigars.
Algorithm&Blues
exxekhan.bsky.social
It's called "pulling a mitch." It's the only way he could possibly do us the ultimate favor...by cheating democracy one last time. Mitch is still a b**ch.
gjhy51.bsky.social
Woohoo! We are rolling on the floor laughing. THANK YOU!
Pablo Naruto
atpablonaruto.bsky.social
It helps if the smell is a lateral move at worst
fritzee.bsky.social
u keep it on a ventilator
JJ (just Jen)
hockeychick1024.bsky.social
Agreed!! I just like crime mysteries in general lol
The Jolene
thejolene.bsky.social
You elect him?
Elizabeth
underthesea62.bsky.social
Pretty sure it's illegal to manipulate a death certificate
Hidingfromyou
hfyou.bsky.social
In McConnell's case, a rift opened up leading straight to hell. Right now, demons are yanking him in by the balls and his assistants are desperately pulling him back. But one of the assistants is thinking to let go. He didn't sign up for this.
John Topper
jct49.bsky.social
Ahhh, Ms. Johnson, as every good mystery writer knows. You hide it in plain sight, b/c: Some, wouldn't notice; Some, wouldn't believe their eyes; Some, wouldn't care.
Madannie
madannie13.bsky.social
You intubate them and keep them on life support
JustSayin
justsayin-fromx.bsky.social
CONGRESS MUST MOVE FORWARD - DEMOCRATS MUST NOT WAIT - THE MAGOTS ARE HIDING MCCONNELL JUST LIKE THEY ARE HIDING TRUMP RAPING CHILDREN!!!
hope50.bsky.social
Apparently on your golf course
SliceOlife
insomniafocus.bsky.social
it's not that hard when the people looking aren't really looking
8+6+4+7=25TH
allidoisgame.bsky.social
Pie. They put him in a pie
OgreDragon
ogredragon.bsky.social
In the Morgue..under John Doe..only bring it out for pictures.... or as a Human vegetable under an assumed name.. in a private ward of a Nursing home... Kept alive by the feeding tube... That's where you bury your relatives you hate and want to keep alive to avoid Probate.. while you rob the estate
Sarah
sallysue99.bsky.social
EMS did CPR. He was probably brain dead when he got to the hospital and is just a vegetable on life support.
Bill Taylor
caldesertsun.bsky.social
Ask Hamlet. He knew how to find a body. But even he said it might take a month to work. 👃
Cairnsgirl
cairnsgirl.bsky.social
America is currently falling and no one gives a fuck! An old man falls, suffers a mild pneumonia and the whole nation is wondering where he is? Make it make sense! 🤷♀️
Cynthia Cooper
cecerydr.bsky.social
✅
Spocko
spocko.bsky.social
Watch the movie Dave! Same scenerio! It has a happy ending too! Maybe we will get one!
santa-guy.bsky.social
👍
Webpuppy45
webpuppy45.bsky.social
Appoint his replacement and see what happens.
Travis Klempan
travisklempan.bsky.social
In plain sight, evidently
Jacob Momona
stravingus.bsky.social
Send the dead body to the US Senate appears to be the move
John Richmond
johnprichmond.bsky.social
By the the time the body shows up, Stephen King will have written a novel about it/him.
Ziggy
bigad.bsky.social
They didn't think we'd notice.
Christian Petersen
iwantyoustudio.bsky.social
"Knock 3 times if you're alive, Mitch"
Meepers
fowwestbunny.bsky.social
you can hide anything if you have enough money.
Ouisiem
ouisiem.bsky.social
Hint: MUCH easier when you’ve got the whole executive and R arms if the govt behind you.
Catherine's Nook📚🇨🇦
catherinesnook.bsky.social
Can't wait for your next mystery, Maureen!! They're my favorite genre! 📚
www.koolschrankpress.com
koolschrankpress.eurosky.social
mariaed.bsky.social
Propaganda it up and take pix. Hide it in plain sight.
JulieBWriter
juliebwriter.bsky.social
Money and lawyers, Maureen. Money and lawyers.
Nephraz
nephraz.bsky.social
Kamleshwar Khelawan
kpkhelawan.bsky.social
Is it possible that he never existed?😎
Buffyslayer
buffy-slayer.bsky.social
He never made it to hospital. They told the hospital he was taken to a different one. They circled back to the house with the body and he's in a chest freezer.
I LOATHE ANYONE NAMED DONALD TRUMP & PROUD OF IT! 🇺🇸
sirmounis08.bsky.social
Personally, I think he had a major stroke. Bc the video of ambulance from outside his house shows MCCONNELL sitting up.
Observer
observer-de.bsky.social
He is in a freezer so, that an Autopsie will show the day of his death as it pleases the MAGA idiots.
Bob Ruiz
dennycrain.bsky.social
He’s soooo not 😵 😂
profeggnog.bsky.social
😂
CosmicFirePeace
cosmicfirepeace.bsky.social
ahhh .. on ice ... gonna go with
Puna Green B.O.H.I.C.A.
punagreen.bsky.social
He's on life support until August 3. After that day, the democrat governor can't appoint anyone. As usual, this is the GOP cheating!
LastDeadMouse⏹️
guttersharp.bsky.social
He’s the parrot from Montey Python…
Lydia Medina
lydmed.bsky.social
This is how we know fascism is here we can’t even get information on a sitting senator, and the governor of Kentucky just can’t take an action, if he has aspirations to be president this absolutely should disqualify him
Steven
vedicvalarian.bsky.social
Its a lot easier when every agent of the federal government is on board with hiding it. I don't think it would work super well as a plot point.
BlueMorphoProject
bluemorphoproject.bsky.social
The movie "Dave" has several pointers, for a person even more famous
Dude
jfair14.bsky.social
In plain sight, apparently!
Zarkov
drzarkov.bsky.social
jazzrat2000 AKA Bonsai anonymous
jazzrat2000.bsky.social
I think when we find Mitch we're gonna find Jimmy Hoffa. I think they're both in the Dallas Cowboys end zone, no one ever goes there. #wheresmitch
idahobob.bsky.social
Or weekend at Bernie’s situation
Bronstein-Nematode
bronstein-nematode.bsky.social
This won my Guffaw of the Day Award.
mac124.bsky.social
Bibi got an incompetent and Epstein compromised Trump to start a war with Iran, killing our soldiers, our economy and our standing in the world while he sits it out. Anyone in congress that supports his genocidal regime is a traitor to the U.S.!😰gd
Mayor of Nowheresville 📎
thekasey.bsky.social
Idiots always bury them in the backyard.
Jayme Ruimveld
jaymeruimveld.bsky.social
Probably in the morgue until the convenient date of August 4.
Missmo
missmo1951.bsky.social
We may find Jimmy Hoffa in the search.
Jim Treanor
jimtranr.bsky.social
Check the golf course at Bedminster.
Ziggypopdlh 💙🐴🦋🫎🏇🇺🇦🇨🇦🐺
ziggypopdlh.bsky.social
It would be easy in DC with all the underground tunnels. Or just simply a Suburban Car just picking up the remains and driving away.
Katie Hultay
katiehultay.bsky.social
www.youtube.com/watch?v=2hcU...
Paula
paula228.bsky.social
🤣🤣🤣 good one!
Chief Optimus
chiefoptimus.bsky.social
If we (meaning you or any other investigative journalist) can’t find out today if that mother fucker is dead or not we suck. We no longer have watergate type journalists, we have wimpy cowardly ones - sorry
A Socialist Jew 8647
asocialistjew.bsky.social
You should watch the Fawlty Towers episode the Kipper and the Corpse.
blueroofsmatter.bsky.social
July 7th
Chiefy and Barney
chiefy36.bsky.social
Seemingly it’s as simple as nobody attempts to visit him in hospital??!!
Mimi Fellini
mimifellini.bsky.social
With lots of money
ML Porter
mlporter.bsky.social
Like this....
Elaine
elaine5.bsky.social
I am fascinated to know how they can do this legally. Plug him into life support?
rebornalien.bsky.social
Smart move to hide an alien inside Mitch’s corpse - keep him twitching and voting for a few more months. Write about that…
johnnysmoz.bsky.social
Rosecrucian Roeth
rosecrucian.bsky.social
🤣
WILLIAM STLUCIA😎
williamstlucia.bsky.social
A dead body in plain sight.. I believe he's been picked up by witness protection program.He's probably up in idaho somewhere right now sitting down smoking a cigar with his wife who disappeared also
Mike and Carol and Luffy
weareallbozos.bsky.social
Some grunt somewhere just must know.
curmudgeon
curmudgen.bsky.social
It seems it doesn't matter his sister is just as bad, that's why Republicans picked her and she's already getting on the grift train.
T.E. Barrett
tebarrett.bsky.social
...or do you? GOP is doing a good job of making him disappear!
screamingflea.bsky.social
screamingflea.bsky.social
Look in the deep freeze stored in the garage.
Virginia Scharff
vscharff.bsky.social
Same.
⛓️ sklmtsh ⛓️
sklmtsh.bsky.social
The cover-up is insane, but don't worry, details are yet to come out in due time... at least that's what I think.
llessu.bsky.social
Stay at it. Maybe you will urn some recognition!
Hearth
shippersapphic.bsky.social
Now, be honest, Maureen - is it as a mystery writer or as his murderer?
JB💙💙💙💙💙💙
oldbym.bsky.social
🤔😉☺️
PacificNorthWexican 🌱 🫘💚🐼 is at #ATmosphereConf
mandertang.bsky.social
Right?! Ok- my theory is he’s been freeze dried so he can be posed for pics (Weekend at Bernie’s style) and to mitigate the gamey smell his corpse would definitely be emanating by now BUT he looks too life-like now and it caused more questions to be raised when they used in the Proof o Life pic…😳🙄
Grumpy 💙 European 🪶
klausbusse.de
If you miss a 🥬🐢, the best place to look for it is at the ER.
Deedee
deedeeobserves.bsky.social
In a mortuary? Someone, somewhere must know!!
authorlena.bsky.social
Cremation? Perhaps his ashes went with Elaine to China.
dstates.bsky.social
They hid him in the senate for about a year….
Karen Newcombe 𓃠
karen-newcombe.bsky.social
Where is the National Enquirer when you really need them? They would have paid someone at the hospital enough to buy a house to get photos of McConnell!
Elizabeth Pearce
elizabethpearce.bsky.social
Where Mitch actually is, and who exactly is hiding him, is truly a mystery, and one that needs to be solved
Brad Goodson
bradleygoodson.bsky.social
There was a photo of Elaine Chow in an overcoat and a facemask. It's cold and it doesn't smell great in the morgue. Just saying
Kitty Litterature
kittyliterature.bsky.social
they're working on a body double, like Saddam Hussein used to have
julzvc.bsky.social
You hide in a hospital bed hooked up to machines keeping it warm
howidiotami.bsky.social
😂
Habib's Halal Harlots
habibshalalharlots.bsky.social
Couldn't you just use a blender and flush everything? Just a thought
#FBPE. DMs will be ignored.
whingerf.bsky.social
That's naughty!
JosephWelchVI
josephwelchvi.bsky.social
Indeed.
Thomas Beck
tomfodw.bsky.social
fair enough
Pete (AKA Citizen Pete and Ken Duffy on X)
diddybop43.bsky.social
In plain sight.
barbbatb.bsky.social
By keeping the body 'alive' on machines so you can say that he's still alive and you don't have to fill his seat until after the mid-terms.
Xecryo
xecryo.bsky.social
I don't think he's dead dead, I think he's a brain dead vegetable. There'd be a paper trail for an actual death certificate and I have to imagine it's be a huge liability as any sort of hospital to not issue a death certificate for someone who has died in your care.
Sam 艷
samlia.bsky.social
And how much $$$ spent on bribery???🤨🤨
Jo Romack
joromac.bsky.social
He's being kept in a vegatative state: Coma ward, fake name, until the deadline for a special election has passed. ONLY then will they pull the plug.
advocatr.bsky.social
It is amazing how they worship the dead.
Teresa Rae
mommatl.bsky.social
They have him hooked up to life support machines. They are looking for the right person who will receive his job before pulling the plug.....after August 3, 2026. 😜 If this happens then I am there person who knew how to hide a dead body in a hospital.😹Normally I think they do this to harvest organs🤔
Protest Poet
protestpoet.bsky.social
I wish journalists were as interested as mystery writers. Why hasn't one taken a job in the hospital kitchen? (Dead men don't eat.)
NurseGenius
nursegenius1019.bsky.social
Ask Elaine
zac
nutzac.bsky.social
It’s pretty telling that Republicans are just letting the narrative that McConnell is dead go unchallenged.
Call me Ishmabill
billjank.bsky.social
I don’t think they’re even really trying to hide him, just found a mortician they could buy off.
Bwaba
bwaba.bsky.social
He's probably in deep freeze somewhere.
Omnes perituri sumus
davidbutler2411.bsky.social
The Senate is a fairly easy place to hide the dead I should think. Who would know until the corpse starts to smell?
Shilayly-Girl-Sassy-Mouth
samiam559.bsky.social
Beshear heard from 2 Agencies, he is Dead. GOP Senators don't even know....
Helena Handbasket🙄 #BlueCrew
shar76.bsky.social
Underground is my guess.
freqflyer06.bsky.social
Oh he's functionally alive. He's just not functioning!
Lucy. 🇺🇸 🇺🇦 💙 🌻 🌹
lucylady.bsky.social
The coroner would know if he died assuming the hospital followed the law. Meddling in this, secretly storing his body or secretly burying him is crazy shit. Someone knows.
silverbeard2026
silverbeard2026.bsky.social
Bill Leibenguth
bill-leibenguth.bsky.social
Locked in a cooler, out of sight, limited access. Would be surprised if his body is guarded by (on) ICE.
Author Christian Prosperie
hurraychristian.bsky.social
Especially such a high profile, almost- constantly-in-the-political-spotlight dead body
Angie
ette444.bsky.social
Is the GOP really going to hold off on telling us Mitch's status until August 3rd so that another person can't be put in his place? SMH Dems why aren't you making it impossible for them to hide, appoint someone and make them prove Mitch can still do his job. Wtf are you all doing???
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jaliscomichael.bsky.social
Look in the bathroom in Palm Beach or a golf course in NJ near Ivana.
maxxmilly.bsky.social
Man I hope they not keeping him on life support for their agenda? That’d be just cruel - even for that horrible man.
Absurd_Dad
absurddad.bsky.social
Obviously you hide a dead body in plain sight
Just Breath
sadears59.bsky.social
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😎 Not hard. Stick a tube in his mouth and say he can't breath on his own.
Seamless Jam
seamlessjam.bsky.social
There is embalm in Gilead.
/home/numbakrunch
numbakrunch.bsky.social
I'm reminded of a Law & Order episode where the murder victim was found to have been killed years earlier and put in a freezer to try to fool the cops into thinking he died recently.
Phillip Rees
phillip-rees.bsky.social
PRO TIP: Don't use a wood chipper. podcasts.apple.com/lu/podcast/f...
lindarn.bsky.social
I think he’s being kept”alive” on a vent!
FabPaule
fabpaule.bsky.social
Unless he’s brain dead, held on life support until the are ready to pull the plug? I assume the tax payers are picking up the medical bill?
catshadow.bsky.social
He could be on life support.
adviceconsent.bsky.social
I’m wondering about Secret Service and Capitol police guarding the area where he’s supposed to be. Hmm.
mynameisezra.bsky.social
I’ll bet he’s been in the morgue since the ambulance brought him there
Plicketyplunk
plicketyplunk.bsky.social
🤣🤣
Fátima
noodlesaddiction.bsky.social
If you have to produce the body later: Deep freezer or kitchen walking freezer, thaw at cold room temp, dry the condensation water, pretend there's a religious reason why a autopsy can't be done, hire a very good mortician and pay them good to overlook anything suspicious.
sarcabs
sarcabs42.bsky.social
🇨🇦 oops the 💩 at the end of the 🤣🤣🤣🤣, was a finger problem. Sorry Guess I was laughing too hard 🤭
sarcabs
sarcabs42.bsky.social
🇨🇦 I hear you 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣💩
Robin of Loxley
ya-boi-socrates.bsky.social
The longer youre dead the longer the cloning process takes
rainbowtruknutz.bsky.social
Just another Kentucky zombie
Duff6
duffsix.bsky.social
😁
icecreamrocksss.bsky.social
In this day and age of electronics, I find it impossible that no one can corroborate if a person is alive or not
sakaribaby.bsky.social
Ever seen the movie Dave?
andreagstylist.bsky.social
How you hide a dead body 101: you keep them undead. Just undead enough.
Jon chase
chase76.bsky.social
Dress it up in a checkered, red and white shirt, prop it up, inject it with enough form to hide and you can make it grin.
billiecowell.bsky.social
In an unlabeled refrigerated slab in the morgue.
cheriek14.bsky.social
I’d say with a backhoe and a lot of holes but I guess they’ll eventually have to have a body to display.
Julio Marko Ramirez
juliomarkoramirez.bsky.social
Maybe he's in Trump's freezer by now. Or still brain dead in the hospital.
prodemocracysandy.bsky.social
Put it on life support.
momothegooddog.bsky.social
In the library with the candlestick and the butler.
Rhett Tougeaux
rhetttougeaux.bsky.social
In a guarded drawer in the hospital morgue?
Pat
creator55.bsky.social
This will be a best seller when you write it!
jac-2025.bsky.social
I believe McConnell is currently in a Medical Examiner cold storage or some similar place. I think he’s there until ~August 4 so that Kentucky Governor Andy Bershear will not be able to appoint a replacement! That photo in which McConnell & his wife was probably photoshopped! Needs lots explaining!!
American Heathen® RESIST
americanheathen.bsky.social
Check the next launch of a SpaceX Falcon 9.
American Heathen® RESIST
americanheathen.bsky.social
Duro Wolff ☥ 🛠 🖋
durowolff.bsky.social
😅
Usman-Smith
usmansmith.bsky.social
DEATH slid off the Pale Horse "That was an interesting reaping, time travel is real it seems, I collected him a while ago but his people kept the meat sack on ice!" WAR grimaced "That's disrespectful, even for an anthropomorphic entity?" DEATH sniffed "I got to taste his soul, it was well deserved"
Avagraha
avagraha.bsky.social
The angst of criminals unable to figure out what to do with The Body is used to greatly humorous effect by P G Wodehouse. Often, it involves some purloined object that the thief wants to secrete somewhere, but can't think of a good place for it.
lorrilc.bsky.social
😆
Laura Gillette
lauragillette84.bsky.social
If the hospital people are all bribed effectively, or threatened effectively, couldn’t they just put him in the morgue?
CityGirlie
oaktownhappy.bsky.social
Insomnia
walksinmoonlight.bsky.social
Chest freezers are a good place to hide a body until the power goes out.
dee7777.bsky.social
Burn alert!
CitizensKnow
citizensknow.bsky.social
They can see if he's still collecting soc. sec..
OryxcrakeInCanada
superdog10.bsky.social
Locked in the trunk of a car. - Gordon Downey and friends
SL Holling
poetdevotee.bsky.social
OMG.
mwilk19.bsky.social
August 3rd is the deadline for a special election. Expect them to announce Mitch has passed away after a long illness on the 4th.
desda77.bsky.social
In plain sight is the motto of the GOP!
David Frank DeLuca
davidfrankdeluca.bsky.social
Not a single colleague has visited him in the hospital. Not one. How is that possible?
Angie Adamson
serehfas.bsky.social
In a private hospital on "life support"
Deucalion
deucalion-osint.bsky.social
I believe he is brain dead, but enough remains to keep his body functional as long as he's on life support machines such as a ventilator, and tube feeding.
Gurl You In Danger💙
altermann99.bsky.social
😂
hattrickhenry.bsky.social
One has to presume he’s brain dead and likely being kept “alive” by machines at this point. Easier to hide a nearly dead body than a fully dead one.
Bamboozer
bamboozer2112.bsky.social
Not hide the body, it's a game of pretend the body is alive, and not brain dead, or nearly so. McConnell is not dead, but he is bad shape, and lies to the contrary cannot speak. Or we would be subjected to "Senator McConnell dispels rumors and prepares to resume office!".
Lee Rowan 🐕 🐈⬛ 🌳 🌈 🏳️🌈 🇨🇦 🐉 🇺🇦🦇🪶🖋️ 🇺🇸
leerowan.bsky.social
Surround the corpse with Secret Service guards and post fakey 'proof of life.' Probably a little difficult for most perps with a body to hide.
Fight for justice
elainestone.bsky.social
🤣 You are funny
Bonnar Spring
bonnar.bsky.social
Someone should be tailing Elaine Chao. Does she drive to a rehab facility regularly? Or is she ignoring her ailing (but recovering) husband? Inquiring minds want to know.
Flora
standupspeakupusa.bsky.social
The algorithm must be sweating bullets. Hope your search history doesn't alarm the police
yehudit48.bsky.social
Ha
Bumpy Jonas
therealdavekelly.bsky.social
". . . a major interest in how you hide a dead body." In. Plain. Sight.
Vincenzo
vincenzodon.bsky.social
Brain dead, life support, hospital or clinic.
AlexjChambers
alexjameschambers.bsky.social
All jokes aside, something needs to be done about this. The sheer desperation of republikkkans is staggering.
MrInsecure
mrinsecure.bsky.social
It turns out that deference to power and wealth is a better concealer than all the dirt and quicklime in the world.